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The Great Pie War
Dave’s playing dirty. If you follow my Lollipop Tuesday series, are a daily reader, or even if you just go click this right here, you’ll recall a story of a girl who, not too long ago, attempted...
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An Appeal to Foodmakers Everywhere
I’ve recently made a disturbing observation about myself: every morning the only reason I get out of bed is Golden Grahams. Yeah, I eat Golden Grahams. Listen:it’s a delicious cereal. They’re not at...
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The Pie Plot Thickens
My apartment has been overrun by pie. For those of you just tuning in, I’m at war with Dave. A few Tuesdays ago, I made a genuine attempt to craft an apple pie from naught but the loins of the earth...
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The Great Macaroni and Cheese Adventure
Okay listen. I need your help. I am trying desperately to find the most fantastic recipe for macaroni and cheese possible. Possible. Do you understand? I keep trying recipe after recipe and each...
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The Best Diet Plan Ever
This plan replaces my former plan, which was staring at pictures of the morbidly obese. I’ve found the best diet trick ever. Really, like, the best. I shouldn’t even tell you about it because it’s...
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Thanksgiving Pseudo-Haikus
In celebration of this joyous holiday I wrote bad haikus Face your food. I. ”Stuffed” Losing self-respect I’m sure the pie is awesome I just can’t do this. II. “Baby food” New babies this year So...
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The Best Macaroni and Cheese in the World
“The time has come”, the walrus said, “to talk of many things: of shoes-and ships-and sealing wax–of cabbages–and kings–” and the best macaroni and cheese in the world. It took me a few months, several...
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Blue Ribbon Macaroni and Cheese
Did you think Lollipop Tuesdays had died? They haven’t. If you’re confused about why Lollipop Tuesdays aren’t every Tuesday anymore (or for that matter, why I don’t post every day), or you don’t...
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Some Observations on Water Fasting
true story. Zomg it’s a Lollipop Tuesday. I’ve picked up a few ducklings in the new year, so if you’re unfamiliar with Lollipop Tuesday shenanigans, you can read up on them here. Or if you’re too lazy...
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Vegan Jackie, Reporting for Duty
Hello lovelies! It’s the first day of a shiny, new month and that means it’s time for me to fire up another 30 Day Challenge. It’s month 5, and so far I’ve tackled Jillian Michaels, an hour of reading...
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